"Thin mints are the shit"
just found this, scrawled on a piece of paper under my pillow from 4:09 this morning, and typed it up.
the notes oh my god i love you all
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
(Source: cancune, via amitiblydauntless)
whenever i’m sad I think to myself that somewhere in the world this cute little puppy wearing pyjamas and little ducky slippers is out there
and then I’m not sad anymore